New cocktails unleashed

🧨 NEW COCKTAILS UNLEASHED 🧨

Zero shame. Full chaos. Served in a big plastic cup.

💀 The Kraken – The Blue Lagoon. Blue, cold, and ready to drag you down.

🍑 Golden Gangbang – tastes like Sex on the Beach, regret & poor decisions.

☠️ Green Goblin – green brew, cursed witch, mildly radioactive.

🍉 Watermelon Widowmaker – fizz, sweet, red, and ready to destroy your dignity.

And for the brave BOBs and sober survivors:

🩸 Shirley’s Sacrifice – no booze, still brutal.

🍌 Booze-Free Banana Bomb – for when you wanna taste Sparkling Pisang sadness.